Leaked Signal Chat on Yemen Attacks Included Putin and Kim Jong Un! 📱🔥🌍

Geneva – April 1, 2025 – In what intelligence officials are calling “the most poorly secured secret chat in history,” a leaked Signal group discussion on military operations in Yemen has shockingly revealed Russian President Vladimir Putin and North Korean leader Kim Jong Un as active participants.

The chat group, titled “🔥TOP SECRET STRATEGY🔥,” was allegedly discovered after an unnamed intern at a Western intelligence agency stumbled upon a screenshot posted on Reddit. Sources confirm that Putin’s username was “Vladislav_the_Strategist”, while Kim Jong Un opted for “Supreme_Leader69”.

Transcripts of the chat reveal highly sensitive discussions on troop movements, weapons logistics, and—confusingly—debates over which emoji best represents geopolitical dominance. At one point, Kim allegedly sent a GIF of Dennis Rodman dunking, to which Putin responded with a thumbs-up.

“We have intercepted a lot over the years, but world leaders casually discussing war strategies in a Signal group with read receipts? This is a new level,” one intelligence officer admitted.

Following the leak, North Korean state media denied the allegations, claiming that Kim does not use Signal but prefers Telegram stickers. The Kremlin, meanwhile, issued a brief statement calling the report “Western propaganda” but notably did not deny the existence of the chat.

More updates to follow… unless they switch to disappearing messages.