Doge Tesla Mandate

Musk and DOGE Mandate: All Federal Employees Must Swap Cars for Teslas!

Washington, D.C. – April 1, 2025 – In an unprecedented move blending corporate ambition with federal policy, Elon Musk, as head of the newly created Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), has reportedly convinced the U.S. government to mandate that all federal employees trade in their gas-powered vehicles for Teslas. 🚨🚗⚡

The shocking decision, dubbed the “Full Self-Driving Federal Initiative” (FSDFI), allegedly emerged from a midnight Twitter Spaces discussion between Musk and the White House, during which the billionaire CEO reportedly quipped, “If we’re serious about the future, it’s time to delete gas.” Within hours, an executive order draft was leaked, sparking chaos across government agencies.

Employees will reportedly receive a Tesla Model 3 at a ‘special discount’—payable exclusively in Dogecoin. In a follow-up tweet, Musk added, “DOGE is now legal tender for all federal transactions. Don’t fight the meme, embrace it.”

While the White House has yet to confirm the policy, sources claim that Secret Service agents are already swapping out their Suburbans for Cybertrucks and that the Pentagon is “strongly considering” Model Xs as troop carriers.

More updates to follow as this story develops…